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2002年9月5日
老板初为人父,奈何跟家里聚少离多他的女儿三个多月大,刚刚在牙牙学语他前两个礼拜又出国去办事了,家里大小事情要我帮忙处理我於是每天都到他家里去报到,当他秘书以外还兼奶爸我每天都抱着他女儿教他说话,看baby欲言又止的样子实在有趣我一句又一句的教着他女儿喊"把拔”
就这样她学会了第一句话 "把拔 ”
今天老板特地从欧洲赶回来过第一个父亲节我在机场迫不及待的告诉他"你的女儿会喊把拔了”
回到家里他赶紧抱着亲爱的女儿哄着她喊 "把拔 ”
她的女儿说什麽也不肯喊 ,然後就哭了我赶紧抱过来要她赶快喊把拔那小女孩竟然不哭了,高兴的对着我喊 "把拔 !把拔 " 喊个不停我老板和老板娘脸色一阵青一阵白我苦了!!我不知道将是失业还是高升46.苦命的 salesman
An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his product to a farmer. Hesaid he wasn't interested because he hadn't seen any bugs or insects on hisfarm for years. The salesman indicated he had a wife and four kids andreally needed the money. The farmer still didn't think he needed anyinsect repellent but he felt sorry for the salesman and said,“I'm so surethere aren't any insects around here, if you'll strip naked, I'll tie youto my barnyard fence for the entire night. When morning comes, if you'vegot even one insect bite on you, I'll buy every can of repellent you'vegot.”
The salesman was elated and readily agreed to being tied up naked. Thatnight, the farmer tied the naked salesman to the barnyard fence and went tobed.Several times during the night he thought he heard the salesman moaning andgroaning. However, when he went out the next morning, the salesman didn'thave even one bite or scratch on him. The farmer asked,“What was all thatmoaning and groaning about last night?” "That was the worst night of mylife,“ the salesman replied,“doesn't that damn calf have a mother?”
就这样她学会了第一句话 "把拔 ”
今天老板特地从欧洲赶回来过第一个父亲节我在机场迫不及待的告诉他"你的女儿会喊把拔了”
回到家里他赶紧抱着亲爱的女儿哄着她喊 "把拔 ”
她的女儿说什麽也不肯喊 ,然後就哭了我赶紧抱过来要她赶快喊把拔那小女孩竟然不哭了,高兴的对着我喊 "把拔 !把拔 " 喊个不停我老板和老板娘脸色一阵青一阵白我苦了!!我不知道将是失业还是高升46.苦命的 salesman
An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his product to a farmer. Hesaid he wasn't interested because he hadn't seen any bugs or insects on hisfarm for years. The salesman indicated he had a wife and four kids andreally needed the money. The farmer still didn't think he needed anyinsect repellent but he felt sorry for the salesman and said,“I'm so surethere aren't any insects around here, if you'll strip naked, I'll tie youto my barnyard fence for the entire night. When morning comes, if you'vegot even one insect bite on you, I'll buy every can of repellent you'vegot.”
The salesman was elated and readily agreed to being tied up naked. Thatnight, the farmer tied the naked salesman to the barnyard fence and went tobed.Several times during the night he thought he heard the salesman moaning andgroaning. However, when he went out the next morning, the salesman didn'thave even one bite or scratch on him. The farmer asked,“What was all thatmoaning and groaning about last night?” "That was the worst night of mylife,“ the salesman replied,“doesn't that damn calf have a mother?”