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2002年9月5日
老王有天在街上闲逛看到不远的前方似有车祸发生一群人挤着围观老王连忙赶上去可是人太多了怎麽挤也几不进去老王心生一计大喊:“让开！我是死者的父亲”
这时大家都以诧异的眼神看着他原来......
死的是一条狗48.铺里的橘子...
有一次跟同学去铺里玩....路旁有人在卖....橘子....你如果去过就知道了..
路旁一堆喔.......
只见延路的招牌都这麽写着......橘子一斤xx元...不甜免钱.......
我同学就走了过去......说了声(用台语...)
他说:...老板!不甜的来二斤...
老板:@$%#@#&$49.运动世家
A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train.They get bored and start telling each other about their families.The German says I have 4 kids, one more and they'll make abasketball team.The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing, I have 10 boys, onemore and I'll be the world-champion soccer-team's coach.The American starts laughing. He says I've had 17 wives andno kids!! But one more wife and I'll open a golf course!
这时大家都以诧异的眼神看着他原来......
死的是一条狗48.铺里的橘子...
有一次跟同学去铺里玩....路旁有人在卖....橘子....你如果去过就知道了..
路旁一堆喔.......
只见延路的招牌都这麽写着......橘子一斤xx元...不甜免钱.......
我同学就走了过去......说了声(用台语...)
他说:...老板!不甜的来二斤...
老板:@$%#@#&$49.运动世家
A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train.They get bored and start telling each other about their families.The German says I have 4 kids, one more and they'll make abasketball team.The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing, I have 10 boys, onemore and I'll be the world-champion soccer-team's coach.The American starts laughing. He says I've had 17 wives andno kids!! But one more wife and I'll open a golf course!