http://www.100md.com 2002年9月5日

    One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………Girl: Father, I have sinned.女孩神父我有罪Preacher: What did you do, little girl?神父阿子你犯了什麽罪呢？

    Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch.”

    女孩昨天我骂了某个男人一句“你这个狗娘养的”

    Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?神父为什麽？他对你做了什麽吗？

    Girl: He touched my breast.女孩他……他摸我的胸部Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)

    神父你是说像这样子吗？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）

    Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.女孩（因为神父的举动而有一些害羞）嗯……是的Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.神父只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊Girl: But he also took off my cloth.女孩但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)

    神父你是说像这样子吗？（神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服）

    Girl: Yes, that's what he did.女孩是的是这样子没错Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.神父可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

    女孩然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)

    神父（奸笑貌）你是说像这样子吗？（神父和女孩就那个那个了）

    Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...

    女孩（数分钟後）喔……是的……就是这样子………Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...

    神父我亲爱的孩子就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他“你这个………”

    Girl: But he had AIDS!!

    女孩但是他有 AIDS 呀!!

    Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

    神父那个狗娘养的!!!